Rooney Tunes

Wayne Rooney, then.

A birthday present of £250,000 a week in the shape of his new contract helping ease the burden of playing for the Red Devils a day or two before he turns 25.

But amid the acrimony, the protests and yes, death threats, I wonder if we are missing the real sub-text to this story.

Do he think, or more to the point, does he know that Sir Alex Ferguson is about to retire?

Rooney Tunes